Why do people return to the fridge and cupboards hoping some food will appear after they have already checked several times?
Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know that the batteries are getting low?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do they use sterilised needles for administering the lethal injections to the death row inmates?
Why does Tarzan not have a beard?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
Why are we supposed to park on something called a driveway?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars and then check when you say the paint is wet?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Hmm, interesting! Frankly, I cannot answer these wise questions. It is something like the unanswered riddle, what came first? Egg or Hen?
ReplyDeleteAnd then some LOL
ReplyDeleteToday I am a single parent but there was a time when i used to get the baby every second weekend and for the whole weekend i never slept.
It was something to see.
Someone who looked like a Hells Angel pushing a baby carriage down the street, now I am buying tampons when will it end.
Time flies when you;re having fun HA HA HA!!!!!
1.Because hunger is blind
ReplyDelete2.For the same reason we keep squeezing the lemon, for more juice
3.To keep their hair dry
4.Because he's not real
5.No air
6.Because the freeway is a parking lot
7.Because they can't count past ten
8.They're not apes they're Greeks and Italians
Ha! You ask all the questions I have asked several times and you bring a smile to my face, reading your words.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad everyone enjoyed the questions. I'm still chuckling with the image of a 'Hell's Angel pushing a baby carriage' walker. I also liked the answers. What is your view on the chicken and the egg debate?
ReplyDeleteThe chicken and the egg debate.
ReplyDeleteHmmm If we look at it from a jewish point of view.
As long as it's kosher who cares what came first.
The question is who's the father?
If we don't know who the father is I think DNA testing is in order unless the chicken has no idea who the father is. Now I have more questions - hehe.
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